from the parade of stupid and dumb
I asked permission to rip this from my friend's parade of stupid and dumb blog. I hope you find this as funny as I did. :D *THANKS, BRU! MWAAAAH!!!*
"like friendster where from your profile you can choose to indicate your status with "single" or "in a relationship" or "married" or "domestic partnership" or "it's complicated", what are you really saying?
single (available and looking pa!)
single (and really really desperate)
single (and looking but not really)
single (thank god! have you seen the poor excuses for the male species tht have been walking the planet lately?ew!)
single (i might consider a relationship. or a fling. or a date.)
single (don't even think about it)
single (just got dumped)
single (just dumped someone)
single (i played the field but the field played me better)
in a relationship (and happy that i am)
in a relationship (i took the first offer there was)
in a relationship (and looking to get out)
in a relationship (i'd rather say i'm single except the significant other caught me and now i've to say i'm taken.)
married (just last week)
married(and regretting the day i said i do)
married (with children)
married (but open to the idea of a fling)
married (and forever i will be) also known as (i caught myself a good one and i'll be damned if i let this one out back to sea)
domestic partnership (who am i kidding? it's called sex without marriage and property woes)
domestic partnership (living together and close to taking that next step)
domestic partnership (i do the dishes, he takes out the trash)
domestic partnership (just roommies really, but who needs to know?)
it's complicated (we're still together but it can go either way)
it's complicated (this is a preemptive strike. clean up or pack up)
it's complicated (i'm being punished. or i'm punishing someone)
it's complicated (we're kinda together, but not really)
it's complicated (does having a lot of sex on a regular basis with the same person but with an express agreement to not commit count?)"
"like friendster where from your profile you can choose to indicate your status with "single" or "in a relationship" or "married" or "domestic partnership" or "it's complicated", what are you really saying?
single (available and looking pa!)
single (and really really desperate)
single (and looking but not really)
single (thank god! have you seen the poor excuses for the male species tht have been walking the planet lately?ew!)
single (i might consider a relationship. or a fling. or a date.)
single (don't even think about it)
single (just got dumped)
single (just dumped someone)
single (i played the field but the field played me better)
in a relationship (and happy that i am)
in a relationship (i took the first offer there was)
in a relationship (and looking to get out)
in a relationship (i'd rather say i'm single except the significant other caught me and now i've to say i'm taken.)
married (just last week)
married(and regretting the day i said i do)
married (with children)
married (but open to the idea of a fling)
married (and forever i will be) also known as (i caught myself a good one and i'll be damned if i let this one out back to sea)
domestic partnership (who am i kidding? it's called sex without marriage and property woes)
domestic partnership (living together and close to taking that next step)
domestic partnership (i do the dishes, he takes out the trash)
domestic partnership (just roommies really, but who needs to know?)
it's complicated (we're still together but it can go either way)
it's complicated (this is a preemptive strike. clean up or pack up)
it's complicated (i'm being punished. or i'm punishing someone)
it's complicated (we're kinda together, but not really)
it's complicated (does having a lot of sex on a regular basis with the same person but with an express agreement to not commit count?)"
posted by ritz_therese @ 7:51 AM
2 Comments:
hahahahah.. nice one. should ask friendster to give us more optioons. hahahahah
napadaan lang. just wanna say i enjoyed reading those hidden stat meanings. nakakaaliw. tama ka jan. :)
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